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15 July 2009 @ 10:10 pm
I haven't posted here in ages and I want to start again. I'm not sure why - I'm subscribed to hundreds of RSS feeds so I know I don't really have particularly new or interesting say compared to the rest of the Web. But I want to be a better writer and the only way I'm going to do that is to actually write something. So here goes; hopefully it's the first of many.

Yesterday I browsed through the 'archives', such as they are, of this blog. The bulk of it's from my last six months as a student and what strikes me is how happy I seemed back then. Also I'm just struck by the sheer amount of TV and film I used to watch. I wonder what 22-year-old Me would ask Present Me. I imagine 'Do you have a girlfriend yet?' would be followed swiftly by 'What happens in Boston Legal?' and 'How many volumes of Scott Pilgrim are there?'.

(Just in case this entry disappears through a wormhole: No, Denny and Alan get married and Five. Also, dude, Edgar Wright's doing a film of Scott Pilgrim starring Michael Cera! Sorry about not including lottery numbers. )

I've kind of run out of ideas but luckily there is this site called Plinky that gives you prompts for what to write (thanks again, Internet). I like the question "When did you know you were a grown up?" Two incidents come to mind, both in the past year. I was at a family gathering and playing video games with my cousin's six-year-old kid who I'd met before but didn't remember me. Afterward I heard him ask his Dad who 'the man in the suit' was. It doesn't seem like much, but it really struck me at the time. The second was going to DFS and spending several hundred pounds on sofas which still feels really odd. Looks like my answer to the question is "When someone called me a grown up, and when I started doing grown up things.'
 
 
jobbi
03 March 2009 @ 11:17 pm
I've got a Tumbleblog in case you've been wondering where I am.
 
 
jobbi
07 October 2006 @ 01:01 am
I WISH TO SEE SHINY MOVING PICTURES
» wychwood: And Now For Something Completely Different The B5 vids are just fantastic

» TED Blog: TEDPrize winner Larry Brilliant on TEDTalks A superb and inspiring video on the eradication of smallpox and other diseases
» Animator vs. Animation by *alanbecker on deviantART Cool flash animation about a stickman that rebels against its creator
» Pump it up! Extreme Freestyle - Google Video Really, really good DDR player
» That's How It Happened Coke + GTA = Awesome Viral

I LOVE PRETTY PICTURES AND CARTOONS
» 154779main_image_feature_636_ys_full.jpg (JPEG Image, 2384x3000 pixels) - Scaled (29%) Cool space shuttle photo (big)
I WOULD LIKE TO READ AMUSING AND/OR INTERESTING WRITING
» Nintendo Wii
» Royal Society Publishing 350 years of Royal Society publications, free till december
» ShapiroBenensonMay06.pdf (application/pdf Object) Excellent overview of work done at the Weizmann Institude in biological DNA based computers
» History of T Lisp implementation story
» CBRD - Histories - Ringways London motorway plans
» Viktor Belenko In Soviet Russia, plane defects with you
» The Catbirdseat Best-of 2006 music cheatlist
» Popular Mechanics - China's Secret War Interesting article on Chinese spying
» The man-made island is perhaps the last remaining ... Really interesting post on man-made islands

I AM IN THE MOOD FOR SOME MUSIC
» Giant Steps by Michal Levy Excellent animation set to Giant Steps
» blog.mp3 (audio/mpeg Object) Funny MP3 about blogging

I WANT TO SMIRK AT SOME AMUSING PIECE OF IDIOTIC INTERWEB EPHERMA
» Gamasutra - Feature - "Schadenfreudian Slips: Copy Protection Racke" Insane German software company writes hilarious copy protection article
» » Principles of Virtual Sensation A couple of guidelines for making games feel
» Misslie bases - Titan I Company selling decommissioned missile silos as homes
» GameSetWatch - XYZRGB, Final Fantasy, Holography Technology? Cool looking holograms
» Posterchild's Blade Diary - September 12th 2006 Turing stencil

I REQUIRE COUNSEL ON WHICH TV TO WATCH OR GAME TO PLAY
» DEFCON - Introversion software

GOT ANYTHING ELSE? PERHAPS SOME TECH/GADGET STUFF?
» Perfect Xen setup Howtoforge is shiny
» Neil Fraser: Writing: Differential Synchronization Short paper on differential updates (collaborative editing)
» frozenbear Fun mashups, tools
» Live from the Steve Jobs Keynote -- "It's Showtime" - Engadget iTV shiny, I guess, but me and everyone else have been doing the same thing with Xbox/Bittorrent/RSS for a few years now...
» ObsRSS < Main < DMCC Standard for distributing geotagged sensor data via RSS
» FunctionalLanguages_WebServices.doc (application/msword Object) Paper on Web services + Functional Languages
» presentacular - Adding effects to S5 with script.aculo.us Web-based slideshow with fades/slides/whatnot
» Category:FreeLink - Linkstationwiki Put linux on linkstation
» AOL Log Search: Query Neat interface to the AOL search data
» GNOME-Look.org Skins and stuff for GNOME
» Bluemote Linux bluetooth software (which Really Works)
» SMS messages and the PDU format Useful guide to SMS PDU format
» Photosynth location browser | MetaFilter The software linked to here is very interesting, plus the director of Live Labs turns up in the MeFi discussion with useful comments.
 
 
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28 August 2006 @ 01:35 am
 
 
jobbi
17 August 2006 @ 11:26 pm
I had a dream last night that I can still remember in detail now, hours and hours later, and I've just realised why.

It started off as a video game dream. I had a gun, and I was watching a member of my 'team' solve a puzzle of the sort you get in Metroid Prime - shoot this to rotate this into alignment with the other thing to open the door type stuff. A door opens but due to some sort of weird dream logic my team's disappeared and I alone have to mow down the horde of Nazi cartoons that emerge. Some looked like the Nazis from 'Allo 'Allo. Through the door and we (my team has reappeared) enter a hotel lobby with a long corridor coming off it. Suddenly there's screaming and people are dashing down the corridor toward us, being pursued by something that we barely get a glimpse of before the doors of the corridor are slammed shut.
Zombies? Cybermen? Daleks? I don't know what it was, but it felt like that. So frighteningly impossible to beat that I drop my weapon and run as fast as I can out of there. Now I'm outside in the street and desperately looking for a way out. We try a handy Tube station but it's closed. All the doors we try are locked, all the alleys we dash down are dead ends. We come across something strange; in the middle of the street in a cordoned-off area, people are being led into black SUVs by armed guards. And everything - the cordons, the cars and the guards have a black-and-orange motif going. There's no logos or symbols, it's just that everything has this really odd colour scheme. They all drive off in a hurry and we don't pursue because of the scary looking armed guards. When the last of them has disappeared there's just a huge, black-and-orange arrow on the road.
It feels like we chased down the cars; we've snuck past fences or barriers of some sort and are crawling up the side of a hill. As we reach the top we get a glimpse of a stately home of some sort and I just know that the people we saw getting into the SUV's are in there and they're safe. Then floodlights come on and guards rush out.
I skip some time, perhaps six months or a year. It's like a flash forward in a film or a book and I know what I've been doing in the time between. The things - zombies/daleks/cybermen - appear at random in our cities and begin killing people. An area around them is cordoned off and most people are left to die - except the rich and powerful, who are rescued by the black-and-orange organisation. Apparently I have dedicated my life to exposing this operation, which is why when the dream ends I'm wearing a ski mask, stuck up a tree and taking pictures of the stately home with a telephoto lens.

Why did I have such a vivid and terrifying dream? I can't be sure, but I think it's because we saw A Scanner Darkly the night before...
 
 
Current Mood: uncomfortable
 
 
jobbi
03 August 2006 @ 12:20 am
Mostly for my own amusement: West Wing Series 1 Guest Stars:
  • Cuddy off House
  • Dixon off Alias
  • James Hong! Off loads and loads of stuff
  • Claudette off The Shield
  • Adama off Battlestar Galactica
  • Robin Colcord off Cheers (!)
  • Iqbal Theba who is on the top of the list whenever a US TV show requires an Indian looking man.
West Wing rocks!
Series 2...
  • Hunky Plumber off Desperate Housewives
  • Dr Cox off Scrubs
  • That guy who tried to kill himself off Office Space
  • More Robin Colcord
  • Commandant Stegler off Malcolm in the Middle (as an air force general!)
  • Secret Service Aaron off 24
Series 3...
  • Redhead Secretary off Spin City
  • Dave off Lost (and Sex and the City)
  • RON SILVER!
All this in the first episode!
Also, there was a restrained, thoughtful and eloquent 9/11 episode following a truly superb season 2 closer. Yay for West Wing!
More S3:
  • Nancy off Weeds
  • Ted from Scrubs
  • Autistic "Hands" Jerry off Boston Legal
  • Ian "Al Swearengen/Lovejoy" McShane! As a Russian! "I do not know what 'frumpy' means, but onomatopoeically it sounds correct."
  • World's Best/Most Evil President as seen on 24 Season 5
S4
  • Winnie off The Wonder Years
  • 24's Bill Buchanan
  • Christian Slater
  • Jim Robinson
  • Dan from Roseanne
  • Chanandler Bong
S5
  • Locke! (Lost)
  • Rex from Desperate Housewives
  • Lumburgh from Office Space
  • 24's Dad of Defense
  • SPECIAL SESAME STREET EPISODE! ELMO! BIG BIRD!
(All four following in the same episode:)
  • Glenn Close
  • Doctor off Voyager
  • Greg's Dad from Dharma and Greg
  • That guy who's in lots of stuff, the blind guy off Contact?
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  • 24's Ryan "Inappropriate Hug" Chapelle! And he's still annoying!
"Magical President Jed Bartlett and His Fightin' Liberal Awesomeness Brigade" - teehee
  • Penn+Teller
  • Hawkeye off MASH
  • Man-with-eyes-too-close-together from pilot of The Shield
  • Doc Brown! As internet law ninja professor Lawrence Lessig, no less
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Current Location: Watching the West Wing
Current Mood: Enjoying the West Wing
Current Music: The West Wing Theme
 
 
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» wtf_inc: 24 hours later...
» Warrenellis.com » Leave Me Alone Damn You / funny shatner wtf
 
 
Current Music: Wait & See - Utada Hikaru
 
 
jobbi
25 May 2006 @ 12:06 pm
RSS

Today I wrote my very own web services!

  • Johnny Cash - Big River
  • Johnny Cash - Ballad of a Teenage Queen
  • Johnny Cash - Give My Love to Rose
  • Johnny Cash - The Ballad Of Ira Hayes
  • Johnny Cash - I Walk the Line
  • Johnny Cash - Hey Porter
  • Johnny Cash - Don't Take Your Guns to Town
  • Johnny Cash - Closing Medley- Folsom Prison Blues - I Walk the Line - Ring of Fire - The Rebel - Johnny Yuma
  • Johnny Cash - The Old Account Was Settled Long Ago
  • Johnny Cash - Daddy Sang Bass
 
 
 
jobbi
27 April 2006 @ 07:21 pm
Nintendo's just announced the official name of their new console. It's called the 'Wii'. Pronounced 'Wee'. Comments from the /. and Eurogamer threads...

  • "I can't wait to get home and play with my Wii!"
  • "Will this run on my Wii?"
  • This year, my Powerbook become a MacBook Pro and now my likely console upgrade has turned into wee.
  • I love Nintendo, and I think the new console is going to rock - but naming it "Wii" is like naming your kid Richard when your last name is Head; you're just gimping them unnecessarily from the start.
  • That name just takes the piss!
  • i love it. I love wii.
  • I'm gonna show my Wii to all my friends, we're going to have so much fun with it!
  • Mario Wii? Zelda Wii?? Pokémon Wii???
  • I think I'll have a Wii in my lounge.
  • Urine the game with Nintendo Wii.
  • Man, I can't wait to sit there with my kids, waving my wee stick in front of the TV...
  • Me: "I'd like a 'Wii' please"
    Salesperson: "The toilet is just over there, Sir"
  • "Hey guys, wana come round my house and play with my Wii?"
  • So will only blokes be able to have a wii standing up?
  • Are you getting a PS3?
    No.
    What about an Xbox 360?
    No.
    Why?
    I want to have a wii.
    ...
  • The Nintendo Wii.

    "It's Number 1!"
  • I'm going to sell my wii on ebay...
  • Lets all get ready for Mario Wii Party!!
  • I can't wait to use the aiming device in conjunction with my wii.
 
 
Current Music: Of Montreal - [Deflated Chime, Foals Slightly] noir blues
 
 
jobbi
16 April 2006 @ 04:11 am

Stuff I did today that wasn't revision:

  • Received shiny new black frosted glass mousemat.
  • Showed off shiny new mousemat to housemate.
  • Was underwhelmed by mousemat.
  • Ate chocolate egg (and buttons contained therein)
  • Reinstalled Windows on a laptop.
  • Attached teflon 'Padsurfers' to bottom of mouse, thus making mousemat much more impressive.
  • Broke aforementioned laptop then fixed it real good.
  • Ate giant packet of Maltesers.
  • Watched 'The Man With The Screaming Brain', directed by, written by and starring Bruce Campbell! Corny Russian accents + robot woman = awesome.
  • Watched totally nonsensical and semi-subversive 1973 Japanese kids TV show 'Gimmie Gimmie Octopus'. Apparently in Japan it's OK to teach kids that stealing, cannibalism and playing with unexploded ordnance is perfectly fine.
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Profoundly boring day. Super Metroid on the SNES is pretty awesome. New Doctor Who tomorrow!

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jobbi
14 April 2006 @ 06:03 am

Lots of Logic revision today, then TV. Lost was OK, too much Kate, not enough storyline and the backstory wasn't particularly compelling. A nice, smug House today with Hugh Laurie obviously enjoying playing a ninja poker player. Seeing poker played on TV made us realise how cool poker was so we played a quick-ish game which I won (beginner's luck).

Then a back-on-form episode of Veronica Mars where they pretty much fixed everything. There was a lot of stuff about the bus crash and some good Keith. Also for the first time in ages, Veronica seemed to be much more of a character, something which has been a bit lacking this season. Seeing her happy when she got accepted to Stanford and then how haunted she was by the bus disaster was a real treat. Looks like the final couple of episodes will be really good.

(Housemate Chris did not understand the joke in this frame, even after half an hour's explanation)

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jobbi
13 April 2006 @ 02:59 am

Home for mother's birthday, was good, then home for awesome 24. Also, would you like a quick and easy way to have vivid and insane dreams every night? Try taking one-a-day multivitamins just before bed - it's fantastic!

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Current Music: Meatloaf - Why Isn't That Enough?
 
 
jobbi
12 April 2006 @ 04:28 am

Pub today! Then watched John Woo action thriller 'The Killer'. It's good, but not as good as Hard Boiled.

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11 April 2006 @ 04:02 am
Butt  

Lots of revision done today followed by completion of random SNES game Ninja Warriors - it's about three times as awesome as it sounds.

 
 
Current Music: Utada Hikaru
 
 
jobbi
10 April 2006 @ 05:31 am

Pub.

Today's film was Korean action/comedy Arahan. It's about seven ancient masters of tai-chi who are attempting to find new blood to practice their dying art (tai-chi being running up buildings and Palm Blasts). This new blood turns out to be a slightly dopey young policeman who has to eventually fight an ancient evil. There's also an amusing romantic sub-plot with the daughter of one of the masters. It's a really fun film with plenty of action and jokes that translate well. It's in the same style as - although not as slapsticky - Shaolin Soccer and Kung-Fu Hustle. However, what makes it special is the awe-inspiring swordplay and hand-to-hand combat in the fight scenes. It's elegant, graceful, complex, fast and completely unexpected. Double recommended.

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09 April 2006 @ 04:22 am

Zero work, much faffing about.

Today's film; Japanese ninja romance epic Shinobi. 400 years ago two ninja tribes of shinobi live next to each other in an uneasy peace. A ninja from one falls in love with one from the other, unfortunately this occurs while the ruling Hattori Hanzo of the country is attempting to play the tribes off against each other in order to destroy them. The film had a fantastically epic ending which the rest of the story didn't really match up to. There wasn't enough characterisation for the viewer to actually feel empathy and get involved in the story, instead there were fight scenes that were obviously trying for elegant and hypnotic but instead came out stilted and nonsensical. Also depressing were the occassional glances of gorgeous scenery which there really should have been more of. Disappointing.

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Current Music: 宇多田ヒカル - Time Will Tell
 
 
jobbi
08 April 2006 @ 06:22 am

I accomplished a fair bit of work today with the help of the (10+2) * 5 method (work ten minutes then slack off for two, repeat). I may yet not fail exams!

Today's film was a Korean drama/comedy called The Art of Fighting. The story's a bit like the Karate Kid - schoolboy gets bullied at school, mysterious old man trains him to fight but a lot more brutal. Also, the emphasis is on actual fighting; for instance where other films might faff about talking us how to use the opponent's strength against him, here we're treated to a little explanation of how to break a bottle right to create a sharp-edged weapon. The fights themselves are brutal with an abudance of arm-breaking and kicking while down which makes the main character's retaliation against his tormentors (and they really make you work for it) that much sweeter. Add some unexpected back story for the teacher and you've got an elegant little film. Recommended.

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Current Music: Imogen Heap - The Moment I Said It
 
 
jobbi
07 April 2006 @ 04:42 am

Nothing of interest today. Decent enough Lost and Veronica Mars, and we also watched Hong Kong cop thriller Infernal Affairs which was good, although not as good as I'd been led to believe.

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Rainbows End by Vernor Vinge

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Current Music: Imogen Heap - Hide and Seek